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agentotter:


#this is totally were!stiles being interrogated by the winchesters #and he is giving no answers and no fucks  (via crusingthroughreality)

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
I really would love to see that crossover, repeatedly, in every possible position. Even if it would end in tears because let’s be real, everything the Winchesters touch ends in tears. Poor little shits.

“Look kid,” Sam says. It’s the third time he’s tried the good cop routine and Dean can hear it wearing thin. “We know you had nothing to do with the murders. But we also know you’re not the only werewolf in town.”
The kid tips his head and sucks on his lips, the total absence of fucks glaringly obvious. Dean is both frustrated as hell and grudgingly impressed because, hell, they’ve dealt with demons less sassy than this.
Sam sighs, and Dean has to cough into his hand to keep from laughing because that particular brand of exasperation is usually reserved for him. “Just be straight with us.”
For some reason, that’s hilarious. It takes a second before Dean remembers the dude they’d seen the kid with before they’d picked him up. Big, serial killer looking guy, sporting leather and a possessive hand on kid-snark’s back. Oh man.
Dean snorts and gives Sam patented ‘what? it’s funny’ shoulders when it earns him a glare.
“Trust me, dude,” the kid says. “I’m being as straight with you as…well, I was gonna say humanly possible but…”
A flash of canines has Sam rolling his eyes and sue him, Dean sorta wants to high-five the kid. You know you’ve been hunting for too long when you start rooting for your mark.
“You’re driving a stolen car,” Sam says. “You’re carrying a fake ID. Every word out of your mouth so far has been bullshit-”
“Says the hunter posing as an FBI agent,” the kid says, tapping a nonchalant beat on his water bottle.
Sam pulls out bitch-face number eleven. “Is anything about you real?”
The kid grins and bobs his head. “My boobs.”
Dean laughs so hard he almost pulls something.


Omg I need this crossover!

    hatteress:

    agentotter:

    #this is totally were!stiles being interrogated by the winchesters #and he is giving no answers and no fucks  (via crusingthroughreality)

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

    I really would love to see that crossover, repeatedly, in every possible position. Even if it would end in tears because let’s be real, everything the Winchesters touch ends in tears. Poor little shits.

    “Look kid,” Sam says. It’s the third time he’s tried the good cop routine and Dean can hear it wearing thin. “We know you had nothing to do with the murders. But we also know you’re not the only werewolf in town.”

    The kid tips his head and sucks on his lips, the total absence of fucks glaringly obvious. Dean is both frustrated as hell and grudgingly impressed because, hell, they’ve dealt with demons less sassy than this.

    Sam sighs, and Dean has to cough into his hand to keep from laughing because that particular brand of exasperation is usually reserved for him. “Just be straight with us.”

    For some reason, that’s hilarious. It takes a second before Dean remembers the dude they’d seen the kid with before they’d picked him up. Big, serial killer looking guy, sporting leather and a possessive hand on kid-snark’s back. Oh man.

    Dean snorts and gives Sam patented ‘what? it’s funny’ shoulders when it earns him a glare.

    “Trust me, dude,” the kid says. “I’m being as straight with you as…well, I was gonna say humanly possible but…”

    A flash of canines has Sam rolling his eyes and sue him, Dean sorta wants to high-five the kid. You know you’ve been hunting for too long when you start rooting for your mark.

    “You’re driving a stolen car,” Sam says. “You’re carrying a fake ID. Every word out of your mouth so far has been bullshit-”

    “Says the hunter posing as an FBI agent,” the kid says, tapping a nonchalant beat on his water bottle.

    Sam pulls out bitch-face number eleven. “Is anything about you real?”

    The kid grins and bobs his head. “My boobs.”

    Dean laughs so hard he almost pulls something.

    Omg I need this crossover!

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    Source: profbadass
    • 20 hours ago
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  • simonharrison:

gay waterbending

    simonharrison:

    gay waterbending

    Source: jerseydrag
    • 1 week ago
    • 168597 notes
  • Spazzing!

    Source: teenwolf
    • 1 week ago
    • 2139 notes
  • maichan808:

    Sixteen Candles AU
    I HAVE NO REGRETS FOR MAKING THIS

    Source: maichan808
    • 1 week ago
    • 3182 notes
  • The Stiles Encyclopedia

    youshinebrighter21:

    Stiles is really annoying.

    There are a million reasons for it. Derek could probably write a book. A series of books, even. An encyclopedia with books devoted to each letter.

    For example:

    A - Attitude. Stiles alternates between ‘I don’t give a fuck’ and ‘I give all the fucks.’

    …..No. That’s just - that sounds wrong. Derek will have to reword that.

    Okay, but C would be chewing. Because Stiles has this incessant habit of chewing on his pen caps. Or his pencils. Or the drawstrings of his hoodie. Derek’s fairly certain the kid chews on his goddamn tongue if nothing else is available.

    And it’s annoying because Stiles never stops moving. That’s all. It has nothing to do with the way Derek catches the pink of his tongue as it wets his lips when he takes the pen out of his mouth to write something down. It also has nothing to do with Stiles’s hands. Not a thing. They’re skinny and his fingers are too long and Derek does not entertain fantasies about what they would feel like if he -

    “Derek!”

    Scott’s voice drags a very reluctant Derek back to the present. Derek pretends he doesn’t notice the easy smirk on Stiles’s lips or the way he moves against the couch he’s sitting on so his legs are splayed open so wide that the only plausible explanation for that much - extension is Stiles attempting to do the splits while sitting down. “Yes, Scott?”

    “I asked if you wanted anything from that burger place. I’m gonna grab something for me and Stiles. You wanna come with, dude?”

    Derek hesitates a second too long in shaking his head. “No, I’m - I mean, yeah, I’ll take a burger, but I’ll just hang here until you, um. Yep.”

    Stiles, the little shit, is bright red in the face with how badly he wants to laugh.

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    Source: youshinebrighter21
    • 1 week ago
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  • tell me is there’s someone out there that drives an impala, loves western movies, lives in the world of sarcasm, would give his life and more for family, with all the shit he gets thrown at he always jumps back on that horse. Puts his heart into his job. His facial expressions are enough to make you laugh when you know he’s about to do something hilarious. Will risk his life, give it up if he has too, just to save a brother. Thinks he doesn’t deserve what he gets because he’s not good enough. When he is more than worthy enough for that and so much more. Oh and steal your heart by how beautiful he is. Has an amazing taste for music..Tell me! Where can we find men like that?
    ( I missed many beautiful things but it is the basics that matter)

    • 1 week ago
    • #love
    • #life
    • #someone answer please
    • #where is he
    • #dean
    • #supernatural
    • #real life
    • #someone is going to hang me
    • #addiction
    • #marriage
    • #lmfao
    • #annoyed
    • #everyone
    • #no one understands me
    • #winchester
    • #dean winchester
    • #sammy
    • #bobby
    • #castiel
    • #oh and hes gay for castiel
    • #oh my cas
    • #destiel
    • #sorry
    • #i should stop
  • back from the dead to tumblr…

    Feeling so many emotions right now.. It’s not even funny right now.

    For you from me… I will miss you

    • 3 weeks ago
    • #amv
    • #anime
    • #elliot
    • #leo
    • #teenage dream
    • #boyce avenue
    • #Pandora Hearts
    • #yaoi
    • #omg
    • #people
    • #get a clue
  • Current song on repeat as f late. Thank you Supernatural …

    Current song on repeat as f late. Thank you Supernatural …

    • 1 month ago
  • & Then after 20 yrs of never winning anything… I won :D

    & Then after 20 yrs of never winning anything… I won :D

    • 1 month ago
  • I think I scared him!

    I think I scared him!

    • 1 month ago
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